I apologize for myself.
I apologize for being irrational.
I apologize for being jealous, for I should be happy for all of my friends.
I apologize for treating others poorly, despite the necessity of the treatment.
I apologize for all the hurtful things I may say when you piss me off.
I apologize for the lack of faith I have in many things.
I apologize for my irritating and annoying demeanor.
I apologize for the things that I did, the things that I didn’t do, and the things I should have done.
I apologize for the fact that I am not a perfect person.
I apologize, for I feel that I am not a good friend.
I apologize for speaking when I should not.
I apologize for knowing that I am undeserving, and know that I never will be.